Stardew Valley has a hugely popular modding scene, offering everything from adding Pokemon to encouraging you to stay up late and burn the midnight oil, but for whatever your reasoning for wanting to, this particular mod lets you marry Morris.
Yes, that's right. It allows you to do something unspeakable. Unforgivable. Utterly depraved.
This mod allows you to marry JojaMart's capitalist, exploitative, probably stinky representative, Morris. I'm sure he's a nice guy if you get to know him... Right?
If you want to marry Morris... Here's how.
Modder yoshimax created the Marry Morris mod, making this horrid monster a legitimate NPC with feelings, thoughts, and less greed, apparently.
Don't worry, though. Morris has a "full backstory and redemption arc," so he'll become the type of person you might actually want to spend the rest of your e-life with. The story even makes sense when you kick the guy out of town after repairing the Community Center.
Apparently, Morris has a change of heart, apologising to the townsfolk for bringing his ideology into this idyllic world. He even ends up begging for a second chance.
So maybe he wants something more from life. Maybe he wants… You?
It works with the extremely popular Stardew Valley Expanded mod and has story explanations for every potential narrative change in that arc too. If you've already installed a Morris-related mod then forget about it - he's already gone and married capitalism by that point.
Find out what Morris loves
However, if you want to get a bit of romance out of Morris, you'll want to check his Stardew Valley Expanded wiki page to learn about his favourite and least favourite gifts. Apparently, the guy just can't get enough of chowder and lobster bisque, but can't stand live frogs, fish, or even a delicious pint of beer.
And the most shocking Morris fact? He absolutely hates Joja Cola. After all that work he put in for his silly little shop branch, sleeping under his desk and spending his own money on the company's behalf... He still can't deal with that horrible goo served in that sterile blue can.
So there you go, that's how you marry Morris in Stardew Valley. Now that you've found your life partner, we've got a whole list of the best mods in Stardew Valley. Additionally, if you want to get to know the other NPCs (the actually somewhat likeable ones), then we've compiled an extensive character hub that tells you everything you need to know!