While some GTA players are already looking forward to GTA 6, others are still trying to make the most of their remaining time in Los Santos.
After all, if you don’t enjoy trying to predict the next game’s release date, lack any hot takes regarding what it should include, and have given up on planning out your first playthrough, why not just try to appreciate the final stretch of GTA Online?
Some players have recently been doing so by filling their new 50-car garage with interesting automobiles while they wait for the final part of the Los Santos Drug Wars DLC to arrive later this week. Though, it seems a few are more interested in investigating the sordid sexual histories of their criminal colleagues.
Do you enjoy peeking at the stat-lines of your fellow GTA Online players?
Their body count-based inquiries form the subject of a recent thread on the GTA Online subreddit, which was kicked off by a post from user German_99, who shared a picture of them examining a player outside of the Diamond Casino and asked: “Be honest. How many of you scan your friends with the (Terrorbyte's) player scanner?”
A fair few players seemed to take the request for honesty pretty seriously, with user cheezeyboi_ declaring: “Bold of you to assume I have friends.” and ResponsibilityThis41 enquiring: “Friends? What is that, some kind of new drug?”
Thankfully, some other users in the thread did have buddies to scan, though they seemed rather preoccupied with a couple of rather intimate stats, with one revealing: “I’ve been scanned by my friend and to his surprise, I had (zero) private dances and sex acts. (There’s) no time for horny when there’s money to be made.”
On the other end of the temperance scale, user inobrainrn said: “I scan my one friend all the time because he’s always increased his private dances/sex acts by like 30 during the time (between our playing sessions).”
Meanwhile, user used_tongs presented an interesting excuse for the sole intimate moment scanners might discover in their past, protesting: “The funny thing about the one lap dance I have on my account is (that) I didn't do it intentionally. I was walking behind my friend when he purchased one, and I had to sit through it.”
Regardless of whether you’ve ever been involved in an erotic encounter that wasn’t your fault and think you might be entitled to compensation, make sure to follow us for more updates on GTA 6 and GTA Online as new vehicles and more arrive.